I came across a true GEM today while browsing through Stumble Upon and wanted to share this with you. A post from Airgun Depot about home protection, in a sense, done the Redneck way. I've posted the first little bit of the post. You can follow the link below to see the rest.
It BEGINS...
Redneck Home Protection and Security Systems
Whether it's a fully integrated electronic security system or a bit more of a DIY effort, we all have our own idea of what it takes to protect our family and homes. Well, we think the DIY type is a bit more interesting so, in an effort to celebrate the creative survivalist spirit, we've compiled a gallery of redneck home security systems – a group of folks that have created their own sense of security.
THE OBJECTIVE: To Protect this Fine Redneck PenthouseOf course, in order to necessitate the use of a full-blown redneck home security system, you'll need a suitable redneck home to make it all worth while. Can we suggest this luxury high-rise penthouse? Not only does this "loft" styled home have two entrances (front and back access) and a state-of-the-art load-bearing foundation (one cross beam), but also the silver finish is an extremely contemporary look.

You'll have to read the rest here by visiting the host, Airgun Depot, that sells air guns and such.
Oh, and when you get to the bottom of the post, you'll find that there is one of the toughest dude's you've ever met in the world waiting for you with all his guns, ammo, upper thigh hair, and Guitar Hero guitars. What ever you do, don't look him in the eye!